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New Two Words Story Idea! - 2010/06/05 17:45
Okay, so, we all remember the two words story thread. But I was thinking of starting a new one that is purely NAB related so we can do something like this. Viewer discretion advised, it gets a little raunchy. XP
Rules:
1) Keep it relatively NAB-related
2) No vulgarity
3) At least one other poster should be between you and another of your posts
4) Keep in mind I want to make a video out of this, so no insanely complex things like battle mechs or something
5) The more the better, invite friends, spread the word!
6) I reserve the right to tell you to redo your submission if it does not meet these guidelines, but that shouldn't happen too often if at all.
Note that paragraph breaks are for ease of readability, not necessarily final and not indicators that the subjects are separated.
THE STORY SO FAR...
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One day the Orbiteers ran out of Hyperstrikes. So they quickly built custom modded weapons that blew off body parts. Then all the Twisters were frightened by the Hall of Random Projectiles.
Suddenly, something jumped out of the Orbiteers' weapons. It was Wes! He said "I can't believe how fat Gabe Newell actually is!" "You're right!" said Brin who was two Rabbits disguised. They ninja'd the Tycoons' sandwiches. Mayonnaise flew.
Then, a point target pulled out a miniature nuclear bomb and ate a peanut which transformed into a deformed Justin. It was a sight of horror but it made Wes puke.
Brin felt very astonished, so she died. The funeral had lots of suck.
Suddenly, Ted killed Commander who then died again. Commander Died. But then Commander died.
Ted exploded.
USMC_Chris cried "Why didn't I die?" Because his face was fireproof, he blew up.
Deformed Justin went to the mall and bought 9,001 Nerf massage chairs for his Golden Retriever and raptor.
NerfEd then grew wings and crashed into the Tycoon's store which exploded. William cried "The humanity!"
Hope then wanted revenge so she fired her alt-fire Triplestrike at Mary's surprised face, which turned into a MightyMo ball. Hope yelled "I shall pwn all of the midget characters!!" Rabbit hyperventilated, Jonas cried, and Sam went insane.
Fortunately a sniper bot picked off Hope's face. Hope was absolutely devastated. However, she was actually dancing to Track07. She began singing in Turkish even though the Rockheads were being Irish DJs.
Ryan was flailing his newly pwned Wes action-figure when three fat guys started spamming voice taunts. "Hey Bozo!" they said. "That's mean!" said the Techno Sheep, who conveniently had a Hyperstrike for the Orbiteers.
Newton sniped jars of oozing blobs. Meanwhile, Rajada Whomper'd all the cyan people. The milkshakes of the Lunas brought all the Tribe to the yard. They said "Its better than yours." But Deformed Justin hated milkshakes. Commemorative Nerf Sidewinder statues had been vandalized by Rajada's Pulsator, so all Sarge did was eat ScatterShot pellets.
After all of the chat spam Wes fainted into a huge pit, which was filled with Ballzooka goop. But when Wes hit the thingy that blows up with nuclear explosions everyone died.
Post edited by: Rajada, at: 2010/06/10 02:50
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